This one is from the kindergartner that looks like Bobby.
"Once my cat put a raccoon in the freezer," he explained to me with the biggest grin ever. "And the cat put the raccoon in the toaster and he looked like a pancake."
"And the raccoon looked like a pancake?" I asked to make sure I heard correctly.
I laughed out loud because I love creative kid randomness. "That's pretty funny! Is that the end of the story?" I asked him, secretly hoping for more.
"Yeah...that's just the story."