"Daddy, what are you doing?"
"I'm cleaning the toilet, Nolan."
"Why are you cleaning the toilet?"
"Because we poop in it and it's gross and needs to be cleaned. It's dirty," I said.
"Oh okay," said Nolan.
"I clean it once a month and one day when you are older, I'll make you do it and you probably won't like it."
"But I want to do it now!" he exclaimed.
"Well you're too young right now, and when you're a teenager, you won't want to."
Nolan replied, "But I am a teenager."