"Did you know that it is illegal to have roosters in the city?" I asked a 3rd grader early one morning.
"Why?" she asked me.
"Because they wake people up if they crow in the morning."
"Oh, really? I don't think a rooster would wake me up," she said.
"Are you sure? They're really loud," I advised her.
"Hmm," she responded. "Well in that case, maybe I should keep one in my room."