One day when it was rather hot outside, a 1st grader was complaining about the heat. We had only been outside for about 10 minutes. I could tell that he was the kind of boy who didn't like to get dirty or breathe fresh air.
"Let's go in," he whined. "I'm gonna get a sunburn!"
I looked over to him and saw that the sun was not even hitting him. "But you're in the shade!" I chuckled.
"Oh," he said smiling, "Well then I might get a shadeburn! Let's go in."