Since underwear doesn't really need to be folded, I tossed a clean pair of Nolan's Lightning McQueen tighty whities at his face.
No response.
Thirty seconds later, I connected with another pair right between his eyes.
"Huh? What was that?" he said.
Without me saying a word or turning to face him, another hits him. Finally realizing what is happening, he takes action and builds a blockade with the balloons.
"Dada! Throw another underwear at me!"
I say nothing.
"Throw underwear at my face!" he repeats. "Dada! Throw underwear at my face!" I keep silent, although very tempted to explode with laughter at his requests.
Attempting another tactic, he tries, "Daddy, may you please throw underwear at me?"
"Me too!" Delaney finally chimes in.
